just a few little shout outs…

hey, college true relig jeans! i think i like you even more now that you’re old and full of memories.

hey, organic honeynut cheerios! i love to binge on you late at night. you, too, raisin bran.

hey, tjmaxx! thanks for letting me buy absurdly overpriced yet lusciously soft designer knits for a reasonable price. that’s one of my favorite games to play. and that is exactly why you are my guilty but not guilty pleasure.

hey, ups delivery peeps! thanks for agreeing to try and deliver our package one more time even though you tried 3 times already. ugh. i did not want to drive all the way out to your pickup center place.

hey, holga camera! i miss you soooo much. i really need to get some color film for you since black & white no longer has a place to develop here in nash, which is too bad since i still have some left. but let’s reunite, yes?

hey, football games! are you really over now? pleeease say yes. we are never gonna be friends, okay.

hey, $17 heating pad we picked up on a night run to walgreens! thanks for adding the “heated seat” feature to our couch and relaxing our achy backs. best $17 we’ve spent in a long time. i mean, i can’t stop sitting on you.

hey, guy with the not-so-classy car next door [that’s me being really nice], why do you come home every night at like, 2am? and someday, when we want to sell our house, can you maybe… hide your car? thanks.

hey, pink anthro candle! i came so close to bringing you home with me the other day. i wish i had, although your price is not quite as ideal as heating pad’s. still, i want you.

hey, haircut! when you grow out like, an inch… i think i’m going to like you a whole lot more.

hey, valentine’s day! see you very soooooon 😉 😉

hey, husband! i love you. just had to throw that in there.